Tuesday, December 10
Chester-le-Street, UK


Chester-Le-Big Mac

Chester Town v Durham City 

⚽️ Durham City
🗓 Tuesday 1 October
🏆 Mitre Brooke’s Mileson 
Champions League Group stage
🏟Moor Park Colliseum Chester Moor
Centre of The Universe.  
📍DH2 3RW 
⏰Kick off 19:30
💰Adults £5, Concessions £3
A cool autumnal night welcomed the massive hordes at Moor Park…
The pitch looked in glorious condition. 
The whistle blew and The Cestrians roared, as if possessed by spirit of 
The Dortmund Wall. 
A 25,000 Cestrian army 
arm in arm, bouncing to The Cestrian Anthem in their hearts..
‘It’s coming home, it’s coming home,
Chester’s coming home!’ 🙌🙌🙌🙌
We looked top class in The warm up, 
The only down side was a nasty knee injury to HMS Clarkson as The Japanese Whaling boat from last year’s Birtley quarter finals made an appearance and torpedoed The Big Lad in the legs
Wasn’t expecting that!! 
🙏best wishes to The Gargantuan on a speedy recovery..
(Extract from ‘Everyone Loves a Semi’
The Meg got injured during the latter stages of the first half in the most bizarre of circumstances…
 he was Harpooned by a Japanese Whaling Ship 😳 strangely passing thru Birtley front street..
Foolishly Mistaking him for a Beluga Whale….
One look at Kieran Megran tells you he is 100% Megaladon… I rest my case m’Lud.🤔)
It was 50/50 early doors, but then a Durham free kick undid us, as Callum Banki, (don’t even ask me to think of a nickname 😳) curled the ball passed The Chester Keeper. 
Debutant Keeper Joe Hughes from The U23s Chester Team showed his class and played well as he stepped up under The Big lights of Moor Park. 
Ain’t no easy task to fill Jesus’s shoes, admittedly sandles are not the best footwear for this type of high energy activity 🤨
Our answer to City was pretty quick as Mr Blonde bolted like a hound dog into the City Box!