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Chester le Freeze

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The winter of discontent came early🤔
Ronnie scoffed as only Ronnie can🤣
as he waxed lyrically…
The Honeyball eluded to the cancelled Chester game as the, wait for it Joe…..
‘ the inevitable painful effects of Brexit🤔’
That Mrs May is off The Honeyball’s Christmas card list 🤨
A frozen pitch meant Captain Maz would need to burn off the pre-match Adrenalin somewhere else…🥴
A 10 mile run, a work out with another
 10 mile run home to follow…😳
It was pure Rocky…
I could only imagine The Mazzinator sprinting head strong up Chester front street with a trail of Chesteronians behind him to the anthemic
 ‘Eye of The Tiger!!’
The 724 to The Toon was delayed 10 minutes by The Mighty Jockinator!
Who cares🤣
Most men would crack at the thought of it, but in this Siberian environment it was pure madness to the sane among us🤔
There was only one thing for it…
A Chester Jester Carol would need to be
Written instead🤔
Bear with me….
please singalong…
The rules are as follows…
Where you see ‘- ‘
You need to hold the note longer,
Put the song on in the background
and sing like you’re in The Moor Park Stands My lovely Chesteronians 🙌🤣🙌

The First Joe-l

The- First- Joe-l the angel did say
Was to certain Moor Faithful
On the field 
as they played,

On a field as they played
Dicka rose up to leap,
On a cold winter’s night-
that was- so deep.

Joe-l, Joe-l, Joe-l, Joe-l,
Born is the King of Chester-le-Fell

Maz looked up- and saw The Cup
Shining eyes from The North,
As- lads bounced on tables
From morning til night.
And by the light- of that win
Three wise men did smile,
Sir Joe, Dave, old Wakey
All ageing in style.
Joe-l, Joe-l, Joe-l, Joe-l,
Born is the King of Chester-le-Fell
Then- ‘Ol-af The Great’
Showed Chester-le-hem,
That a brace Tuesday night
Is worth every-thi-ing!!!
Joe-l, Joe-l, Joe-l, Joe-l,
Born is the King of Chester-le-Fell
When The Hepp, Young Scott, The Cam,
show their glorious skill,
Lifts the rest of the to-wn
Makes The Ron feel the thrill.
See the Meg-, Hendo, The Lion
As they prowl round the turf,
Makes the Che-ster Faithful
Burst full- with myrth.
Joe-l, Joe-l, Joe-l, Joe-l,
Born is the King of Chester-le-Fell
Watch the Ban, The Steva play
With the Rhys, Hailes and Greaves,
Playing premiership football
From snow to the leaves.
The- Keepers are the cats,
Brave as lions where they play,
Danny D😳Hepp and The Dicka,
They keep goals at bay.
Joe-l, Joe-l, Joe-l, Joe-l,
Born is the King of Chester-le-Fell
Hay-ley, Wa-key, Porky, Baz
Never lose never fail,
Broken leg, quad or ham-string
Its nowt to The Hayls.
Chester Town- is the best
It’s plain- to see,
When the lights are all shining
It’s heaven to me.
Joe-l, Joe-l, Joe-l, Joe-l,
Born is the King of Chester-le-Fell
God Bless The Kingdom of Chesterdom
CJ. 🤣

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